Just been to get my hair cut. The hairdresser asked me "How are you finding the condition of your hair at the moment?". I was stumped. Really, I was. It was on the tip of my tongue to reply "It's sat there on top of my head minding its own business like it normally does", but I thought better of it. In the end I settled for "Errrm... good?" which ( Read more... )

If you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters, then surely one of them would eventually ( Expletives etc. )

Finally finished my UCAS application, so I feel fully justified in spending my time on this meme from pinkishmew:

1. Put your iTunes/music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT (Why are these things always worded so aggressively?)

( The Song Remains The Same )

BIG PANTS SAVE HOUSE!

I've always thought that thongs were the greatest invention ever, but apparently I was wrong.

Peace and goodwill to you all. Have a fun day.

I've just decided that 'I Don't Mind' by the Buzzcocks contains the line 'Gary Neville got me anywhere'. It doesn't make sense and it was written before he was born, but I really can't think of anything else that the line could be ( Read more... )

From lonemagpie:

( Which D&D Character Am I? )

I'm much more excited by Bernard Cribbins than I am by Kylie Minogue. Is this normal?

Just on my way out to see Mark Steel at Taunton's lovely Brewhouse Theatre. Yay comedy!

I am awake at stupid o' clock in the morning. I promised my college tutor that I would have my UCAS application finished by tomorrow. Why did I do that? Her last words of advice on writing the personal statement for it were: 'Don't come across as weird. Admissions tutors don't like weirdness'. My reactions to this were ( Read more... )