psychobarfly

VENGEANCE.

psychobarfly Dec 23, 2006 23:37

One of my brother's asshat friends put a ton of fake craigslist things up for sale with my brother's name and our home phone number. Apparently, we were giving away Samsung laptops for two hundred bucks apiece, 42 inch plasma TVs for three hundred, a free microfiber couch and free brand new baby clothes. Oh, and a motorbike of some sort. RANDOM ( Read more... )

Are you joking me?

psychobarfly Dec 21, 2006 21:31

I just got a call from the regional manager: apparently, since I am unable to remove my car from the snowdrift on my front lawn lawn where my mother crash landed it during the, uh, blizzard Wednesday, I need to walk out of my neighborhood in this same 3-4 foot deep snow to a main road so the new manager can pick me up for work ( Read more... )

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The ol' one-two.

psychobarfly Dec 20, 2006 19:01

Subject: ACSM-Transfers

Please be advised that the transfers for Stephanie and Jordon will be effective on 12/21/06. Please have them both report to their new perspective branches tomorrow on Thursday. Each of them should be informed of their schedule for tomorrow.

Thanks for everyone's co-operation in making this happen.Tomorrow on Thursday? ( Read more... )

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psychobarfly Dec 18, 2006 20:24

( WHEN DOES IT END? )

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psychobarfly Dec 16, 2006 17:20

( SUFRIMIENTO. )

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BIRTHDAY :D :D

psychobarfly Dec 12, 2006 19:16

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psychobarfly Dec 08, 2006 20:29

( Who didn't see that coming? )

D:

psychobarfly Dec 03, 2006 13:31

PAGING ALL SMART PPLZ D: D:

I got a Windows File Protection thinger a minute or so after starting a Disk Cleanup just now. I googled the exact terminology it gave me and came up with a legit Microsoft problem page, but I still don't know whether this is something external and funky making me think I'm dealing with a Microsoft issue. It wants my ( Read more... )

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psychobarfly Nov 30, 2006 20:50

My brother had more surgery on his urethra a few days ago. They went in behind his balls to scrape out more scar tissue blocking the pipes. Now I can hear him screaming down the hall, insisting that they gave him a sex change. It's a fucking scar, you moron, not a vagina. Watching Nip/Tuck and hallucinating doesn't mean you were assaulted by ( Read more... )

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psychobarfly Nov 15, 2006 21:57

omfg. We were assaulted Monday morning by an auditor from our corporate offices. Surprise! Apparently, we were the lucky ones selected from our region to be audited and investigated and have the place gone over with a fine-toothed comb.

The manager, Klein, decided not to bother coming in this week. She's sick. Jury's still out on whether she' ( Read more... )

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