"Hi, I'm Nicole. Be sure to tune in for this week's Friday Night movie, 'Never Been Kissed.' I'll be joined by the Central Iowa Anti-Gambling Association..."

Mouse: Have you seen Pigita lately ( Read more... )

God damn right, it's a beautiful day.
Uh huh.

Sitting in the office today
They asked me to change the toner on the fax machine
An ordinary intern task
But the cartridge didn't fit
And I tried making it fit
For 20 minutes
It didn't fit
And then I realized
I'd make a great caveman.

Road Trip pictures availible at: http://photobucket.com/albums/y270/aarontakespictures/
I've got one solid story and a few hundred anecdotes, to be posted to the extent which time permits this weekend.

Goin' to LA, back Sunday.
A good break to all.

This page tends to froth with unimpeded masculinity and generally consists of disjointed anecdotes which reaffirm an outward persona of what I like to call an 'asshole.' For those of you who wish to maintain that vision of myself and this blog, do not read on. For those of you who really care about whats going on with me beyond my story-garnering ( Read more... )

The message on my door to all room-shoppers lastnight ( Read more... )

Sunday I woke up with two new facebook friends and no armpit hair. Weird.

Evening of Scenes!
A night of sketch comedy
East Quad Auditorium, 8pm
Friday 2/3 and Saturday 2/4
Free!

I have written and directed one of the scenes, and I gaurentee entertainment.