This weekend I had the pleasure of attending a seminar put on by the self proclaimed "best instructor in the history of the world ever," Dov Simens. I don't know if those superlatives are entirely deserved, but he certainly may be the most quotable man I've ever seen ( Read more... )

So tonight those clever freshman girls on my hall thought that it would be cute to sneak into the boys' bathroom while i was showering and replace my towel with a pink thong. Like hell I was gonna wear it.

Roomie: "Dude, do you remember what happened last night ( Read more... )

I defy anybody to find something funnier than two hours of Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge on Spike.

Taking jewish grandmother carshopping ( Read more... )

Going to Florida, back wednesday.

Today I arrived home from my third semester of college, and upon the anagnorisis that my college career is potentially 3/8 complete, I am now reflecting on what has already happened. Here are the five funniest excerpts from the messages written in my senior yearbook ( Read more... )

Everything is due/taking place on Thursday, but have no fear ( Read more... )

I slept with my socks on ( Read more... )

Me: "I'm off to be an extra in a film. Do I have anything to wear that makes me look artsy?"
Roommate: "Dude, you could wear anything and look artsy."