Yesterday ( Read more... )

Last night at dinner, I went for a refill of my water. The gentleman in front of me at the sodataps decided this was a good idea as well. Dumbass forgot to take the lid off of his cup. Moistness ensued ( Read more... )

Currently, the Apple website has a picture of Rosa Parks riding a bus on its homepage. In the bottom left corner of the photograph, it says "Rosa Parks, 1913-2005." In the top left corner, there is the Apple logo, followed by the slogan, "Think Different." Fuck you, Apple. Buying a non-windows computer is not an obstinant act anywhere near a ( Read more... )

LOOKING FOR HOUSING IN ANN ARBOR NEXT YEAR?Join my house ( Read more... )

The TV History Midterm Paper has officially surpassed the Sociology 100 Final Paper in Aaron's List of Ultimate Procrastinatory Events. It's due in 11 hours, and I've yet to do shit ( Read more... )

Quick Story:

This weekend, I brought a girl from a party back to my room, and we hooked up on the futon.
At one point, I totally peeled a dime off of her back.
Gotta learn to keep the futon cleaner.

I hate my hall's bathroom. Sure, it is only 20 feet away from me, but it lacks so many god damn amenities that last year's bathroom had. The rundown:

Last Year- 2nd Prescott:
-7 Stalls
-4 Urinals
-9 Sinks
-10 Showers
-Directly across the hall from my door

This Year- 4th Anderson:-4 Stalls ( Read more... )

Today in Calc class ( Read more... )

So here's an example of my asshole tendencies finally going karma on my ass ( Read more... )

A shitty thing that happened today: The morning after a hookup, I woke up with a sore throat.

A spectacular thing that happened today: While going up the stairs, I thought I was at the third floor, but it turned out I was already at my fourth floor. It fucking rocked ( Read more... )