So... no shyte... there I was... Driving in to work. Stuck in traffic, behind a mini-van... with one of those enhanced stick figure family stickers on the back window...
And my brain says: Yanno, they should make one of those with a blank spot where the guy is... and the words, "Insert Random Guy Here"
See... I often read some news at the beginning of my day... and sometimes what leaps out at me isn't the point of the story... and very often, it's not a pretty thing that leaps out at me.
I am willing to entertain proposals to lease it out if needed. (especially if the lease includes ninja kidnappings from the East - just sayin, DEEP discounts on that!)
And we now return you to your regularly scheduled lack of evil day... (since I'm hording it ALL!)