"...but Mother Teresa, they weren't."

WHY THE FUCK  did nobody tell me that forward, russia! was playing tonight ( Read more... )

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i just called keith michael to see if he could help me with my math homework ( Read more... )

“I’m worried that too many people, both in politics and out, don’t appreciate the seriousness of the threat to American security and the evil of the enemy that faces us - more evil, or as evil, as Nazism and probably more dangerous than the Soviet Communists we fought during the long Cold War,” Mr. Lieberman said.

reread that so you can appreciate ( Read more... )

i propose a toast to my self control
you see it crawling helpless on the floor

you know, some people are good at drawing, some people can sing, some people play golf, some people write amazing stories, but the only thing i'm good at is fucking shit up ( Read more... )

oh man. this past weekend i had a lot of fun that was sorely sorely needed. really incredible, life-affirming fun. nice to be in situations where i don't feel totally socially awkward.
but today i'm sick. i don't just 'feel sick,' i have a fever, making it official. back in elementary school the fever was my justification for sitting around all ( Read more... )

so i was drinking some coffee (i know, right?) to cut through this morning's fog of drowsiness like high beam headlights, until i remembered that high beams don't cut through fog, they reflect back at you and make it even more difficult to see. now i'm just as tired as before, only more jittery and with a slight headache ( Read more... )

not to sound __________, but i feel like there's something wrong. i mean, besides this cavity that sends a shock of pain through my jaw every time i drink something or the fact that my blood won't stay in my body. i'm not sure what it is, and i'm not sure what/who it affects, but i swear i feel it. it could be something small, easily solved (like ( Read more... )