i feel that you shouldn't get involved in an intimate relationship until you are emotionally mature enough to handle it, totally...able to cope with your feelings and your sexuality without guilt, inhibition or phoniness but with love, tenderness and honesty.

- lovage

i dislike people for the following reasons (& of course not limited to just these ( Read more... )

"you have some late charges on your account ( Read more... )

be careful when opening vanilla pudding at work.
sometimes the pressure builds up inside and when you peel off the wrapper, the white cream explodes in your face.

no word of a lie. it just happened to me.

"she just searched google"

"what came up?"

"GOOGLE"

Good evening rainy outdoors. I can see you outside my window. I've been sitting in this room all day just watching the up & down of the rain levels. I always think of the estimated mm they tell you about on the weather channel ( Read more... )

Oh hey, how about I host some livejournal drama ( Read more... )

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
-Jack Nicholson

249 days.
1 year & 5 days.

to lose cohesion or unity.

taaaaake. take as much as you can ( Read more... )