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[punkdhiver]

No Me Molestas
I needed to purchase a new television. I had one, yes, but it had a thirteen-inch screen and was totally unsuitable for watching anything from more than a few feet away, and who wants to sit that close to the screen unless you’re a little girl being contacted by the dead through the cable fuzz because your house was built over an

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[punkdhiver]

You probably know exactly what I'm talking about, Mike. Do you remember all the psycho bums that congregate around Best Buy?

They've only gotten worse. And it's funny, the male bums are all friendly, a little loopy perhaps but harmless, but damn if the women aren't like, all face-eaters. That woman would have eaten my face had she gotten close enough.

[historyavenger]

i just died a little.

[punkdhiver]

Please refrain from dying, I like you around.

[vegjackie]

dude, that so crazy. i would have ran away all scared.

[punkdhiver]

I sort of wanted to run away all scared. I like to think that it was her fault that I later accidentally dropped my teevee a little bit getting it up into my apartment.

Whatever, tiny cracks build character!

[rivensoul]

HOW do these things happen to you??? :o)

[punkdhiver]

I. Don't. Know.

I think I must have been like, a vengeful warlord in some past life, and this is my karmic retribution.

[rivensoul]

Well maybe you should see if you can rekindle some of your evil warlord ways in order to fend off these crazies. Perhaps regression hypnosis? ;o)

[creactivity]

It's tough to prove you did not molest this woman's daughter, let alone in the middle of Best Buy.

[punkdhiver]

I'm not saying it happened, and I'm not saying it didn't happen.

My lawyer advised me not to speak to anyone about accusations of any alleged interloping.