i haven't been sleeping more than five or six hours the last few days. i wake up at least an hour before my alarm goes off. no idea why ( Read more... )

READ THIS! "the hipster grifter"

we all know someone like this girl, right? right.

anyway. watch out my sweet little brooklyn babies! this crazy betch is on the loose in your neck of the woods.

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i'm so stoked on this video that i made of our san francisco trip that i'm putting it everywhere... EVERYWHERE.

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I GOT A JOOOOOOOB!!!!

MY IDEAL DAY: sleep in, drink coffee for breakfast, dance around the studio to beyonce/lauryn hill/whateverthefuck, get burrito, eat in bed ( Read more... )

“Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire motherfucking Universe. That’s the way it is. You need to understand that. Ladies, I’m telling you… you gotta be the shit to you. Stop waitin’ on a lil’ boy to verify whether you the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit; you the motherfucking shit.”
- Katt Williams

HEY YOU GUYS!! the recruiters emailed me & said they forwarded my portfolio to the medical-surgical/ortho floor manager at sharp memorial (it'd be a lot of patients with hip/knee/shoulder replacements). yayayayyyy!!

i won't find out if the manager wants to interview me for two more weeks, but at least i'm not ruled out entirely. STOKED.

“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.”
- The Wonder Years

that's some real shit right there, kevin.

THIS is pretty funny ( Read more... )