For it is ANOTHER beautiful day, and I find myself again without the urge to squash larks!!!!!!!!!

WEASLEY, I'VE GOTTEN YOU A BLADDER!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I WENT AND ASKED HAGRID FOR ONE, AND I WASHED IT OUT (WITH A CLEANING SPELL, AND A STERILISING SPELL TO BOOT), AND I HEXED CREEVEY UNTIL HE CRIED FOR HIS MUMMY ASKED CREEVEY TO BLOW IT UP FOR ( Read more... )

I'M NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF BEING LOCKED IN THE DUNGEONS, HERDING ICKLE FIRSTIES AND PASSING TISSUES!!!!!! NOT THAT I MIND THE DUNGEONS, OF COURSE, BUT I DON'T LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO COME AND GO AS I PLEASE!!!!!! A LITTLE INFORMATION, IF YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!

Draco! That was a brilliant catch today -- I hope you know your splendid athleticism gave me ( Read more... )

I have RUMINATED, as ordered, and I offer you the following rant thoughts:

WHERE THE SOD DID YOU SEND ME?!?!?! Because there is no train in the immediate vicinity of Weasley's abode, I found myself on an extended holiday of sorts. Ninety-six hours, instead of the required twenty-eight. It was about half one when we arrived, and Weasley's Mum made ( Read more... )

I AM TOO YOUNG!!!!!! I SHOULDN'T BE SNOGGING OR DISCUSSING QUIDDITCH AND I AM A SLYTHERIN. I AM A SLYTHERIN AND THAT'S WHERE I BELONG - THE HAT DIDN'T EVEN CHAT TO ME DURING MY SORTING, JUST YELLED IT OUT - AND WHERE I DON'T FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S TURNED MY SKIN INSIDE OUT AND MADE ME WEAR IT BACKWARDS. AND I MISS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>!>!>! ( Read more... )

I have discovered the most amazing thing: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CRUMPLE-HORNED SNORKAK!!!!!!!!! But there IS such a thing as arcromantulae (I've seen one myself!), centaurs (I've seen one myself!), Chameleon Ghouls (I've seen one myself, walking about the corridors in my own home -- one hid, disguised as an eleventh century suit of armour, ( Read more... )

Right, then. Obligatory musings, to keep within the mandatory guidelines of said project. I shall report on my visit with the Unicorn, currently being kept in Hagrid's furthest-most paddock ( Read more... )

I'VE THE BLOODY RIGHT TO ASSESS MY OWN NOBILITY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!! WHAT'S MORE, IN MY QUEST TO ACHIEVE MY PRINCESSSHIP, I DON'T NEED ANYBODY TO TELL ME WHETHER I'M WORTHY OF ROYAL STATUS -- FOR CLEARLY I WAS BORN FOR FINE ACCOUTREMENTS, JEWELS, AND PRETTY THINGS; THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING -- I CAN DECIDE FOR MYSELF THAT I'M A PRINCESS ( Read more... )

Today, whilst walking along the third floor, Millicent and I were SAVAGELY ATTACKED by a person or persons unknown, and pushed head first into THAT RUDDY, BILGE-FILLED, STUPID SWAMP left in the Charms corridor last year by the WEASLEY TWIN CRETINS, taking the velvet ropes with us!!!!!!!!!! Oh my GOD . . . THE SMELL . . . THE ( Read more... )

Joy.