I think iv realized the importance of sex, drugs and rock n roll. They seem to be about the only three fucking things in the world no one can take away from you. Even people in prison can get a fuck and a joint. And not even the shitfuck army can take away my rock n roll. Every other fucking though, friends, family, cash, your job, your fuckin ( Read more... )

One more day until spring break, it can not come soon enough

My Aunts a lesbian, but she was a lesbian before it was cool, shes an OG of lesbianism, before every high school girl in the world became bi,

I forgot what i was sayin, well anyways, I love you loveQua who I am in an open and heterosexual relationship with

Boo hoo big business is evil, what happened to corporate responsiblity ( Read more... )

At least once in your life you will have to discuss time travel at least one person

Yesterday rocked steady ( Read more... )

I love you Elizabeth, your my girl, girl. Lets do it up the but.

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What if your life was about the worst thing you ever did? Mine would be if I didnt have Jess, well not really about the worst thing iv ever done but the worst thing done to me.
Confidence is sexy
The army is cruel
girls are stupid
I want eggos
Got to remember not to drink too much tomorow

Last Valentines day I got absolutely wasted and watched Felicity, I dont know how im going to top that! Good luck Eli