In my daily search of the different morning papers, I found an interesting little gem of an article. Evidentially a mayor in a small European town has banned his citizens from dying under fear of harsh punishment...something to do with running out of cemetery space or something. What exactly DO you do to punish a dead man for dying ( Read more... )

Sorry I've been distant for so long, everyone, I've been on extended business out of the country. The good news is, I'm home now. If anyone wants to grab a drink, or meet for dinner, or find another method of entertaining me, I would love to put my days off to good use.

( Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! )

( Puss no sooner perceived this but he fell upon him and ate him up. )