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[pyratesarrrcool]

Most of you probably don't know this, but recently I got a girlfriend. I know, I know, but contrary to popular opinion, I'm not gay. Anyways, her name is Debbie, well actually it's Deborah, but Debbie is my affectionate nickname for her. She was my Physics TA this semester. I went in one day to ask her some questions and... let's just say, we

Comments

[karenismysister]

1. did you ever beat empire strikes back on jet-eye level?
i bet that tango with vader at the end gets real crazy.
2. i would say that TAs have a 65% chance of being hott so, good job.
3. i will give you ST-TNG S-1 (Star trek the next gen season 1) for christmas. and hopefully we can watch it and learn how to warp jump to new years eve.

[pyratesarrrcool]

1. of course not, but on the bright side, i still have my soul.
2. ok.
3. thank you and correct.

[dear_book]

1. don't you mean physics t and a? ohhhhhhhhhh!

2. i ALWAYS get what i want.

[pyratesarrrcool]

1. oohhh shhhit. i did indeed mean teacher and assistant.

2. good, i guess. i'm ..happy for you?

[dear_book]

i hate the internet.

[pyratesarrrcool]

awe, laurelin, don't say that (it's always listening
)

"I think her name's Deborahhh ahhh AAHHHHH!!!" - Beck

[tamagachi]

Thanks for the newsletter. I was laughing by the end of the first sentence! Also, this reminds me of those absurd "letters" that people send out around xmas thinking, "Well, we never make the effort to talk to our friends/family, so we're going to print out 100 copies of this 5-page family update on garish holiday stationery, because everyone will be so thrilled to read the banal details of our egocentric family's goings-on. Yeah. This is a good idea." I swear to god, as soon as people our age start doing that, my life ends.

Only... yours was good.
Can I be the wittle baby-on-the-way 's godmother?
Send Debbie my warm regards.
and Merry Christmas.

Re: "I think her name's Deborahhh ahhh AAHHHHH!!!" - Beck

[pyratesarrrcool]

Yes, you may. We still haven't picked out a name yet, so if you have any ideas, send 'em our way.

Re: "I think her name's Deborahhh ahhh AAHHHHH!!!" - Beck

[tamagachi]

some idears:
Téodore
Oscar
Clive
Shitbutt
Bitchtits
Winston

Re: "I think her name's Deborahhh ahhh AAHHHHH!!!" - Beck

[liketheowlbirds]

queer ass bitchmouth
jacknife
domeinthemouth

[illtellyouwhen]

Debbie debbie?

[pyratesarrrcool]

Debbie Debbie.

[thenjuliesaid]

david sedaris has a short story in Holidays on Ice like this. the christmas newsletter. not the talking internet.