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Merry Christmas
I would like to wish everyone a wonderful Christmas, and I hope it is full of splendor. -
The Son Also Erases
"I have bad news," my wife said. "I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this."
I waited.
"Jonah deleted your Mii."
AAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Yes, my Mii is gone, along with its 1,500 rating in bowling and 2,205 rating in Tennis, and a pile of medals from Wii Sports training.
The children are now banned from the Mii Channel. -
One Word Meme
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Total Depravity
When they find the piece of shit who did this, I want him hung by his fingers so his scrotum can be the central attraction at a pinata party. -
Happy New Year To All
May 2007 be all of the things we hope it will be. -
Tidings of Great Joy
I wish all of you a very Merry Christmas. -
E-A-G-L-E-S
The story has broken that former-Eagle-now-Dallas-Cowboy Terrell Owens has tried to commit suicide. This morning, my office is filled with people cackling and high-fiving each other, celebrating that the football player who caused their team such grief tried to kill himself.
Sports-wise, this town deserves its fate. -
Bring It
Israel is talking some very serious shit.
Here, they accuse Iran of directly being involved with a missile attack on one of their warships.
This report claims that Israel has given Syria a 72-hour deadline to shut down Hamas and bring about the release of their kidnapped or face the consequences ( Read more... ) -
A Moment of Gratitude
...to Jonah ( Read more... )