A week ago I was told that I needed to get an outfit for a Republican party. And not the type that fundraises, the type that mocks. So today a bunch of picketing liberals and I had a party for Kyla, another hardcore liberal, dressed as Repubs. After some debating to my congress, I chose to be Rush Limbaugh. Suit, tie, pills and cigar in all, ( Read more... )

Alright, enough. Stop asking questions about my life, please. It's fine and all, but when you run into me making a move on someone... stop, ahole. I'll be completely honest, unless I'm trying to even out that board we've got in the kitchen (and yes I know you dont know, but if you want to, ASK), then I wont be and I'm just doing my thing. When ( Read more... )

April is off to a good start. Let's just hope it finishes off good (i.e. let's hope I do all my work and pass my classes). I want to graduate dammit. I'm done with school and it's not even like I have a plan afterwards. Although I'd like to disappear for a while and do something crazy, like my life-coach Dustin. Yet I don't know if Israel ( Read more... )

Using Clay's Ms. Fix it, yes Ms., we figured that a 3 and 1/2 inch penis is too small to even wrap your hand around. That's like almost 3 times the size of my penis though, so I sympathize with those less-than-endowed (God's joke) boys. This is what I do when I'm sent home early from work ( Read more... )

After studying for approx 6 hours for Dr. Gertz, I return to my car and realize SOMEONE STOLE MY CDS. My big, small and visor cases are GONE. Mostly comprised of mixed cds so I'm not that sad, but I have... or had some irreplaceables. Natalie Imbruglia, Metric, Sheryl Crow, Portishead, Radiohead and soo many more. It hurts. Really hurts. And ( Read more... )

Two days and two packs of Camels later Jessie and I cope with each others advice. How hilarious is that. One day she helps me, the next... well I'm not sure I helped, but yet it was odd enough. Crazy follows everywhere. The First Wives Club is the best movie for right now, thank g_d for Bravo ( Read more... )

It's odd when a song from your 8th grade life can come back and make sense of your life. What we must go through in reality in order to truly understand what's going on in song, movie or any other thing in our lives. I like it when movies end in good breakups mainly because it's more realistic. And not depressing, oddly enough, but yet not ( Read more... )

"Do you really want to add Neil Diamond as a friend? Click "Add" only if you really wish to add Neil Diamond as a Friend ( Read more... )

My watch reminded me of something today, that my life is a chain-reaction of freak events. It's all bam bam bam and without much thanks for the 'mam. I have a pattern that repeats frequently which is when something happens it reeealy happens. (Now back to the figurative) my watch was snapped off my wrist due to a faulty spring when I was ( Read more... )

Does it make me a nerd considering I got excited that the library will be open during spring break? I never get work done in my apartment so this will be best, especially since I haven't been able to step back into All Saints this semester. I have a huge list of shit to do for SB and I don't know if I actually have enough time to do it all ( Read more... )