It's disgusting how much time Wikipedia can suck out of you. After an hour of following link after link, "hey what's this word mean... hmmm INTERESTING," I decided that it would be wise to put the computer down, really meaning 'play on livejournal ( Read more... )

Oh my lord, I just don't know... which is rough since I know everything. But I just have no fucking clue ( Read more... )

Some whore on FSU_Noles stole my idea about posting for advice on where to get pantyhose. However, she wants crotchless and I want fishnet... but go figure on the same day two whores need advice on the same thing. Fucker ( Read more... )

Blah. I'm totally bummed. My spring break would have kicked so many others Spring break's asses. Now it's going to be the same as last year, except with even less people. I think I'm going to take up smoking for that week so I'll have something to do to pass the time. My plans now are to write a few of the papers I have due this sememster and ( Read more... )

What is it with babies lately? They are everywhere and I don't get the point. I mean I know that I'm a female genetic mutant in the terms of I do not have that 'baby gene', but I just dont get the point. They look like less fun forms of kittens because babies can't pounce or play with yarn but I guess the upside is they wont run away and get hit ( Read more... )

Holy lord, this past week has been out of control. I havent laughed so hard, for so long, for so many days in I dont even know how long. It's been crazy, trust me ( Read more... )

I hate it when I wake up 'less than'. Something's just off by a margin and you can't quite discover the source. Something so small as not wearing a ring I always wear is almost the same as realizing you went into a public setting with no pants. I am greatly disturbed when this happens to me as you all should be too if you just picture me in the ( Read more... )

There are some people who you can spend some time with, like watching a movie or hanging out at a bar, for an evening and you feel like you've met that quota with the person. Then there are people who you can spend countless hours with and then cannot wait until you hang out again. Seriously, in the past two days I've spent almost a full 24 hour ( Read more... )

Going to the Fish Bar tonight. Sounds gross and I'm sure it is, but they have one thing I need. Karaoke. It's become my new facination and I don't know why. I'm going there with my new bonding partner, Cherie and hopefully I'll gain enough courage to sing (not likely). It's about time I did something semi-exciting and yes I realize I just went ( Read more... )

If I am to marry a man, it can only be Paul Rudd. He HAS to be my soulmate. It just makes sense. Watch 20... I mean 40 year-old virgin and watch every damn thing he does. He's just SOOO perfect ( Read more... )