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And the machine empire wonders why that monster's production was banned.

Tuning with a real jet, though? My, my..I've lost touch with technology's advancements. No matter how dumb they are.

Stop panicking, your zombie Apocalypse isn't scheduled for..oh, I can't say. Maybe you should panic anyway.

Those stupid whores are going to be disappointed when they find out that my chair is just Yagami's back.

Speaking of which. Yagami, my feet are tired. Be a dear and get back on your hands and knees and come to my place so I can enjoy my dramas.

Look at that. Garlandolph is finally leaving that throne room of his.

And he's sent me all these lovely anniversary gifts. He's months late, but it's the thought that counts.

First this dress is ruined, and now I can't find my high brow pencil.

What a bad week this is. Maybe I should give out some extra credit until I feel better.

Just a little reminder for all of you stupid kids students to do well on your finals. Failure to do so will result in your still beating hearts taking up my mantle space and your soul used as a bath towel being held back or expelled. or if you're lucky, you can have your soul used as a throw rug