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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

[not_so_smooth]

I don't think someone who's homeless should be calling other people 'trashy freaks'.

[queenofplastics]

Homeless? Please, either you're just that retarded or blind.

[not_so_smooth]

You see your house around here? You see your city around here?

[queenofplastics]

So I don't know where I am- big deal. It doesn't make me homeless. It's a minor complication.

[nobodyneedknow]

I'm sure not everyone here falls under such a virulent qualification.

[queenofplastics]

[Hottie alert]

You try seeing a pair of 90's saggy jeans and tell me it isn't disgusting.

[nobodyneedknow]

I have to agree that a majority of the population does not know how to dress.

[queenofplastics]

[omg and a sense of fashion.]

I just saw some slut walking around in a bikini. It wasn't even a cute bikini.

God, do you live here?

1/2

[child_radical]

2/2

[child_radical]

If I were you I'd stop running my mouth lest I anger the wrong person.

[queenofplastics]

Please. My parents bought me mace for a reason.

[child_radical]

Mace doesn't work on some of the people here.

[primrosella]

Er. Trashy...freaks?

[queenofplastics]

Have you seen some of the girls here?

[primrosella]

Yes, I've seen quite a few of them, actually.

...Not to mention the fact that I happen to be one.

[queenofplastics]

I hope you don't look half as gross as these people. Jesus it's like Cady only worse. Who knew that could even happen.

[girlwithabow]

Yeah, we like you too.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god it's like I can't escape.

[girlwithabow]

No. Unfortunately for the rest of us, you're stuck here.

[queenofplastics]

Oh please, you wish. I'm doing you guys a favor.