Fun fact: Nothing heals a broken heart like seeing pictures of your ex in which he looks like a homeless person.

Facebook is awesome.

Today might be one of the stupidest days of the year. Like most Hallmark days I ignore it. The difference is this one is actually significant to me. And I wish it were not.

...Or anything else with the word "safety" in it, for that matter. I would probably pick exploding things with my brain ( Read more... )

I kinda feel like dancing. It isn't for a nice reason. It's for a delightfully evil reason.

I think that speaks for itself. I'm an idiot ( Read more... )

This is why I meddle and go to great lengths to learn things about people that they shield from view.

Most nosy people eventually learn that you don't really want to know what people are hiding. People only hide things that are embarrassing and heartbreaking. And even if learning something awful about someone you dislike usually supplies a smirk ( Read more... )

My mother does not think I'm funny. I can't tell if it's because my jokes are over her head, or she just finds them in poor taste because they're usually at someone else's expense ( Read more... )

My new home is evidently an excellent muse for evil. Maybe it's a coincidence, but I've been really, really mean lately. To everyone. And not always on purpose. I no longer have a filter for the inappropriate things in my head, so they've just been pouring out my mouth. I think I'm pissing a lot of people off ( Read more... )

Evidently I'm still an Internet Superhero ( Read more... )

Every day I hate men a little more ( Read more... )