This is what it looks like when I try to do this Live Journal ( Read more... )

ok ok ok ok ok, Shirbert was walking one day. I hope not too quickly, but walking just the same. He takes this fucking turn, right? And finds this hole filled with thoughts he swore he abandoned at birth. But get this, he's

Dear Diary,

Today Bobby threw spitballs at my head and called me fat. Then David stole my lunch pail and Tommy smashed my head through my locker. Then Bobo shot me and I missed the bus.

It's a fucking notepad.

Morning incognito
Asian in Barbados

I'm going to flog your buns, cook some buns, need them for dinner ( Read more... )

This is an actual account of my day ( Read more... )

I'm home!!!!!
Bam!!!
I'm excited!!!
yay

No I'm not that creative ( Read more... )

Hi, little balloon of death
i like balloons
i fucked up
like that time my birthday was there
and there were balloons everywhere
i wish i could give out balloons eveeeeerrrryyyy day
id give you a purple one