i chased nods and applause with a lasso but my frumpy French horse couldn't keep up with the times, so we got the New York times, read every page. I couldn’t keep my eyes off the classifieds. a little giggle....i couldn't keep my eyes off her bagel that frumpy French bitch. "when did you get that!' i scream. he just neighs. I tell him a pimp-slaps ( Read more... )

i got to get this damn thing out of my shoe

and commence

foot foot footy foot foottyyyyyy foot toof toof fooooooooot

Nice and neat. That's how I keep my thoughts. Folded and relaxed. Plumped and fluffed. Cool and warm. A lukewarm. A tempature so in the middle that you don't even know because you don't have a thermometer and you can't tell any other way without being some sort of tempature god... which I doubt you are.

Hey this car drives really smooth. It's like the engine makes no noise and you can't even tell your moving ( Read more... )

Well I'm leaving in three hours for Virginia, have a nice life people.

Byeeeeeeee!!!!!

I'm eating rotting fruit
And my poor cat has lost his mind
You better lose your wallet over this---------eghad

No it isn't.

Searching beneath a seat in my armpit I found I candied yam fit for a king. Lucky for me i was in no hurry and neither was his majesty.

and tom toms, and indians

and tom toms, and indians

and tom toms, and indians

and tom toms, and indians

i am so lazy i can not think

I just saw Red Dragon with Kris, it was awesome!!! Today is October 5th, I'm actually a time travler.