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Funny little day called Monday
Funny little Clue named Blue

Today I was tossing around a large man. I'm anticipating the glorious pain of broken muscles in the morning.

I just put on make-up, and I'm going to bed.

chuckling while puking
to attain that certain quality of life
one must have a dream
let this be mine

Hi, I'm suppose to update this crap and what do I say?

Oh, I have many new things going on in my life, my life is wonderful.

I hope Josh Greenberg is happy now.

I'd just like to say, I am to be taken seriously after all...

Last night I was driving home. A good drive it was. Then a man ran into me, he was driving the biggest fucking van in the world. He tried to give me 700 dollars. I said nooooooo. I now have the most ghetto car in the world. He gave me his insurance... and asked me out.

Another one of these, hard cooked boiled peas.
Stand across the belly of a lion, shake your tale feather/money maker.
Chuckle chuckle boil and fruckle.

plump.

There's a hole in my bed where I keep my head.
Dancing in the Riviera, waxing so I have no haira.
Pooping on a farm from hell, pooping in a wishing well.
I can wiggle and I can squiggle but can you say moufamiggle?

Last night me, Josh, Yosi, Alan, Adam and Mackenzie went to Gasparilla. Very lovely, I got lots of beads. Everyone tried to kill each other too, quite the night, but fun, yes.

Also, I'm wearing a very large hat, it's shaped like hair.