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It's come to my attention that the mystery woman for whom that last post was intended is not actually on my Livejournal Friends List, but on one of YOURS. Just so no one was confused... or angry. Really couldn't handle any feline-like jealousy right now.

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, make slow, gentle love to, and then bathe, and then perhaps indulge in bed ( Read more... )

It takes a fighter to close that shit out. It's the Hotel Roosevelt, Paris has already come (haha) and gone. Lilo had it out with the little sister from Buffy. Brandon Davis got his ass handed to him by Bam Margera. It's a Thursday night and someone is waiting for him at the Hotel Angelenos, out by the 405. Meaning, it's a 20 to 40 minute cab ride ( Read more... )

Reply to this post, and we'll tell you one reason why we like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

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Turtle drops Drama off at Burke Williams first, as he was stressing about missing his microderm. Next up is Vince, who has made the last-minute decision not to go to see Rocky with Turtle as planned, but to troll Book Soup for books. Ladies. Books ( Read more... )