Johnny Drama - Ari's thing that he posted.

[queens_blvd]

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, make slow, gentle love to, and then bathe, and then perhaps indulge in bed

Comments

[yougotgold]

Really.

I don't do brioche, Drama, but thanks anyway.

Drama - brioche

[queens_blvd]

Oh, Ari. My MAN. You are missing out. I make the best brioche. Not that I was offering it to YOU in this context, but, oh, it's an excellent pastry. Lighter than smoke, fragile, ...melts into your tongue. Absolutely heartbreaking. Ask Vince! He loves my brioche. A little too much, if you know what I mean.

Re: Drama - brioche

[yougotgold]

Atkins.

And I fucking know, believe me. Get him on I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Fucking-Calories, for fuck's sake. Him and the puffy redheaded plague. My space is at a fucking premium. I just got a new coffee table.

Re: Drama - brioche

[queens_blvd]

You don't need to be on Atkins to stay slim, Ari. The secret is variety.

And lay off of Vince. He looks great and you know it. You're going to turn him into a manorexic ...and there isn't room in the Chase family for two.