Fucking detentions. Salazar, I hate 'em.

If anyone was looking for me yesterday, I apologise. I had certain obligations to attend to.

( Private to Sixth Years )

( Private to: Cadwallader, Sloper, Summerby, Miss Weasley )

According to the replies I finally recieved from Titus, Julius and my mother - it appears I have to murder my entire family, save my nephew and my sister. Hhmpf. I'd probably also stand to gain the entire Harper inheritance if they all conked out too. I should consider this.

Obviously, this is impractical. So my mode of avengeing has altered.Oh ( Read more... )

I've just sent two Howlers home to each of my brothers.

I ranted. I raved. I was profane and impudent and threatened nastily.

It felt good.

And that's all you're hearing from me for a while yet, I presume. For those who are pleased at this prospect, fuck off. I don't give much of a damn about what you think.

( Private to Sixth Years )

I'm writing this sodding early in the morning because I recieved an owl from my sister stating that she is engaged to a man I neither like, nor am able to communicate naturally with - which is a rare thing, believe me ( Read more... )

Finally won back those points I lost last time I posted. I should get Os more often.

Good luck to Hufflepuff. May you trample over your opponents, and trample well.

( Private )

Yet another pack of smokes have gone missing. That's it. I'm putting a tracking charm on the rest of my stash. WHAT IS GOING ON?

And for those wondering, no. I am NOT going to apologise to Demelza Robins. And I am NOT sorry that she recieved a detention or that she was so offended by my; rather apt, actually; description of her. And I do not care ( Read more... )

I have a number of questions to ask:

So, I trekked out of the dungeons towards the Prefect's Bathroom last night in order to meet the pink Patil and shut her up by getting her stoned - not completely, of course to give her the goddamned ink, and on the way had the unfortunate luck of meeting a certain psychotic, blonde Gryffindor girl who boxed my ( Read more... )

No. I am not sulking in my room.

No. I am not being a dashing brooding hero in empty classrooms, Tracey.

No, you can't have my smokes. I've barely got any left.No, I am not attracted to midgets thus being the reason why I want to hex them, Robins. I don't know where you find your logic ( Read more... )

Alright, so the deal is, I was strolling out of the Great Hall when I noticed that a couple of twerps of Gryffindors were glaring in my direction. Of course, being the amiable young man I am, I changed direction of my stroll and asked if I could help them with anything. Apparently, I can do so by getting lost. So, I asked why this would be ( Read more... )