So, an actual post about an actual thing that's happening with me. Um ( Read more... )

I lost all my cards and my phone on Saturday morning. As yet, I'm not going to get a new phone (the eternal optimist). If you need to contact me, do so through LJ or Myspace, e-mail, or by popping into either one of my jobs.

Cheers Bigears.

May: burns cookies, gets pissy.

At least I'll always have House.

I am not cut out for Being Supportive. I have an entitlement complex. I have an abandonment complex. I just like making things complex. Ergo, when one of my best friends rings me to say, "I'm going to Thailand", my reaction is not one of excitement, pride and wonderment. Instead, I said to him, "But you can't! You're speaking at my 21st!"

"..." says ( Read more... )

16 comments, boys and girls, ladies and gents. That is my magic number every time. I should ruin it by making unnecessary replies but meh. We all love a little running coincidence.

I had a. lot. of sambuca last night, plus wine, minus dinner. Which led to errors in judgement and the hangover blues.

But on to serious matters. Boys and mullets, to be ( Read more... )

Okay, I admit it. I am a jealous person. Gnuh.

The "crease" on my forehead is officially turning into a line. This, to me, is one step away from being a fully-fledged wrinkle. It's been bugging me for the last year. I've been using anti-wrinkle cream and concentrated moisturiser on it, covering my face when in sunbeds and actually wearing sunscreen outside. But this stupid bastard won't leave. ( Read more... )

I am horrified at all of you. Not a single AC/DC track suggested for my birthday playlist. FOR SHAME. You better step up your game, kids, cuz otherwise it's going to be all Etta James and Ray Charles. And Bjork. (As an aside, isn't it weird how the songs on my playlist won't really be much a representation of my music? I mean, I like Etta and Ray ( Read more... )

Insults Written On Marked Exam Paper

27/01/2007
NZPA"Good one dick!!" was not what Canterbury school student Josh Potter expected to find written on his marked exam paper.

But that is exactly what the 17-year-old Cashmere High School student found on his Level 3 National Certificate of Educational Achievement media studies answer booklet.

The ( Read more... )

I've been reading a lot of Pat Conroy lately, so in that spirit: I want y'all to leave me a comment with suggestions for the 21st playlist. Stupid suggestions are welcomed. This post has no timelock on it. When you think of something good, post a comment.

I just feel like the chipper face should have buckteeth. Dunno why.