Ive to wake up early tomorrow. Ive to return a minivan rental that Ive had for 9 days, put 2600 kilometers on, nailed it, blew out a tire, three cracks in the windshield, all chipped up, nailed it, 16 hours in one day, 6 people, used to be silver, now brown, inside, too.

Im loaded.

After i shave, i inspect the razor burn on my neck, go to war on in-growns, and tell them, "Dirty Little Bastards."

I believe that's what the Sun mutters at the Moons of Jupiter.

Or the White cells to the Red.

))<>((

I recently realized that I have 12 friends, but 15 people who call me friend. Bit of a discrepancy there. It's not a lot of friends, I know, but I'm very selective. Count yourselves among the chosen ( Read more... )

REchargeable. Energenetic. yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Fix the six. Two to do. Way too to do.

Eight. I got's to get paid.
I'm wading in the ground.
I'm waiting around.
Lookin for a good epitaph,
maybe a cartesian graph,

Maybe a sign wave...

goodbye.

I'm flying to Saskatoon ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

Bodies need holes. How else are you going to get in and out of there.
My favourite are ears. Maybe bung holes. I dunno, just can't decide.
Put some shit in there, see what happens. See what my inside does to it.
I like to rip stuff out of the ground and put it in there.

"What's for diner tonight honey?"
"Fusion. Hydrogen fusion."
"Again?"

I skipped work today. I'm getting over a cold, but I could have toughed it out. It's my wedding anniversary. 2 years. 4 day long weekend. I laid around for most of it, diverting my body's chemical energy to my immune system rather than kinetic energy. I get confused a lot by what people tell me matters, like taking your job seriously and shit ( Read more... )

today is the first day of my alternate icon.
on the last day, I will become the icon.
I am the centre of the hourglass.
I am the zero,
I am the one.

You know your apartment is too small when you can get to the toilet inside of five seconds from anywhere ( Read more... )