"Hey Dylan, do you like my new hat?"

"New hat? Big fucking deal, Alisa."

"Every day that I have lived has been worse than the day before, since the day that I was born." - Henk V., Carpenter, Vancouver, BC

"I really feel that God has blessed me in every way in my life, and I'm so thankful for all that I have." - Henk V., Carpenter, Vancouver, BC

Please, everyone, do not "Fuck Mike Barth".
I know that I said "Fuck Mike Barth" once,
but I was in a foul mood that day, and,
for some reason,
I thought of Mike.

My apologies to my dear friend Mike Barth.
I hope you haven't been @#$!ed.

Happy birthday everyone!

Someone once said that moderation was the key to happiness.
What an Asshole.

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I have pretty good lung capacity. When ever it's been put to the test, I historically bested most. Then I met Mike. I don't think it's ever been official (I'm afraid), but I think Mike may have me beat in this category. I must have heard the story about how he got way too **** the first time he ****ed *** on account of how he was taking way too ( Read more... )

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