Once, when I am alone
I like to think that
I'm getting away with something

It's exicting that way
"Mr. Risky, have some more yogurt,
no one can stop you."

The wife and I live in a small
Vancouver basement suite.
It rains. I've turned.

Once, I am a lifeform
As are you
We have that in common

There is much to discuss
Firstly, where are you from?
I am also from somewhere

Are you alive (aka: on earth)?
What a coincedence
Let's fuck

I've noticed that a lot of my circular thought patterns are based on heavy metal music from the eighties and, to a lesser extent, the nineties. It's a bit annoying, maybe invasive, even. If my mind is going to spiral out of control, it would be nice to have a better sound track. I just don't see the need of "Ah...ah...ah...ah... Staying alive ( Read more... )

Sooooooooooooo,,,,,,
Back-to-back episodes of Degrassi: TNG.
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.........
. .Switch to Trading Spouses.
(Who did I marry?)
Thumb ready on the Skip button.
(What have I done?)
. .What's my movie mood?
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.........
What kind of movie am I in the mood for?
Sooooooooooooo,,,,,,

Action/Adventure.

Get this. September ninth, I park my truck across the street infront of the blue house (K says it's teal, but I'm frigged in the cones). 'Hoits, on September eleventh I found a parking ticket made of rubber paper on my windshield (it rains) stating that I was in violation of parking restrictions. Only people living on the sixteen-hundred block ( Read more... )

Well, I crunched the numbers, and it looks like the economy is doing pretty good without me, so I'll just let it do its thing. The small market Canadian NHL teams say that they will lose less money by not having a hockey season. That's getting close to a profit. I may have to intervene, but just this once ( Read more... )

I'm doing a survey of my peers, even though I understand there are few of you. This may impede real scientific value by having a deficient test group, but such is the state of my ambition. Also, screw science. Big waste of tax money just to tell us what we already know and some other stuff we don't understand ( Read more... )

I updated my lilvejournal,

then i went to bed, i woke up, i painted a house, i came home, i built a shed,

then i went to bed, i woke up, i painted a house, i came home, i built a shed,

then i went to bed, i woke up, i painted a house, i came home, i built a shed,


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Spin it. Walk it.
Two days. Per diem.
Illegal to make no money. Make.
I'm broke. Break.
Broke. Gotta make.
Take it. Gotta break.
Got a break. Take it.
Spin it.

Ouch, my soul.
I ache inside.
Help me be me.
My spirit, free.

Just working on some new lyrics.
Anyone know what rhymes with prepubescent?