Um ... Darling ...

[rabidfangirl]

*straightens clothes after an interesting evening with Gofi*

Well, that was certainly refreshing! I'm so happy that Elanor came to my rescue.

Now then, I have one question. How does a girl tell if she's pregnant when, by the magic of Mary Sue-dom, she doesn't have a period to miss?

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[taurof_gondolin]

O.O

I hope you aren't talking about me that did this....

[rabidfangirl]

Well, I've been so busy with you and my other darling that little somethings might on the way. Better safe than sorry, you know? I don't want to be chasing after an elfie and these things suddenly pop out between my legs.

[taurof_gondolin]

*mind boggles* You'd better get a paternity test done as well...Who knows what problems could come up if Erry suddenly finds out about another kid...*stutters* *passes out*

[rabidfangirl]

Relax darling. If it's anything, you and Erry will be the first to know. Besides me, that is.

[sockpuppets]

*flips through guidebook*

Choir of angels, apparently.

[rabidfangirl]

Really? Do they turn pretty colors or something when you open the kit?

[sockpuppets]

We here at Sockpuppets have no clue.

[_redpanda_]

It's easy for a Mary Sue, actually. You get hilarious morning sickness and bizarre food cravings the very next day. :)

PS: Please note that I must now resort to speaking to you in person because none of my puppets will go near you...

[rabidfangirl]

I could almost be offended by that last, but I won't be, because your puppets are just so cute.

Very next day, huh? Well then. Either I'm not pregnant, or I'm a different kind of Mary Sue.

*ponders*

[superforeigner]

It could be the whole claymation thing you've got going on there. Maybe you oughta turn into a character from Shoujo Kakumei Utena, those kids would make rabbits jealous and they never get pregnant.

[rabidfangirl]

You may have a point, there. Hmm.

[that_other_ring]

I know, I know!

Well, actually, I like, don't know, but I just wanted out of my box.

U could like, just say you are, and then if it turns out ur not pregnant, u could "have" a tragic miscarriage, much 2 the dismay of... I dunno, whoever like, cares.

[rabidfangirl]

Your grammar! Your style!

We must be related.

[that_other_ring]

omg, we should like, get together and cause some trouble!!1!