I have a new ambition in life.

Men.

I prefer the mentally stable royalty.

*files nails*

You.

You have not seen the last of me.

Throw my BRAND NEW body into the sea with spaghettio cans, my sexy, psuedo-elven ass.

*raises anti-Vala shields and putters in a distinctly Mary-Sue-ish way*

HELP!!!

*gets knocked in the head with spaghettios and falls unconscious*

*wakes up in strange room*

That was the weirdest dream ...

*crawls to door and jiggles handle*

Huh?

*jerks hard on handle*

Hey! HEY!!!

*suddenly remembers previous events*

Pretty bad guy!!! Want out!!! Cannot function!!! Damsel in distress!!!

Don't make me launch a Mary Sue assault on your ass!

Run elfie! Run!

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Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*points at icon*

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*bounces up and down*

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Crap.

*gets mun to write this because she can't, and her ghost speech seems to make everyone's eyes bleed*

Mandos Release Form Version 2.0

NAME: Lossefalmelaebethtaure
SPECIES: Rabid Fangirl
PATRON VALAR (if any): That one
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): Asphyxiated by collapsed lungs, resulting from prolonged fangirlish screech. On the ( Read more... )