I've been loping for the past day, and the love of my life still hasn't caught me.

Come, my love! Let us make your little ponies! Well, okay, so they'll be infertile halfbreeds, but everything's cute when it's little!

Hee!!!

I have found LOVE!

I was looking in all the wrong places. It's not in the men or the elves. It's in the studs! Even the pretty purple ones.

That's right, you silly two-legged twits. You can say goodbye to Lossefalmelaebethtaure. I've found a male who knows what a girl needs.

*uses her Mary Sue powers to shed her summer coat and insta-grow a winter one*

Right then. Now I have to go find someone who can admire my fine white ass.

Hmm.

*rushes out of Mandos and does a happy little twirl in her new body*

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAH!!!

*stops*

*cranes neck around and looks at self*

*notices the white flanks and a tiny little tail with a silly wisp of fly-beater at the end*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*re-resubmits release form*

PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?

*chases Hama*

*resubmits release form*

Sweet Eru, I hope the divine power outage doesn't mean I'm stuck like this.

Still a ghost.

Hama's been locked in the fangirl ward.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Weep, little man. Weep.

Mandos Release Form, 3A

NAME: You cannot possibly pronounce it in your tongue ... even though it's, like, Elvish.
SPECIES: Fangirl/Elf
PATRON VALAR (if any): The one that doesn't lock me in a closet and perform strange experiments before throwing me into the ocean and watching me drown. *cough*
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): Fucking ( Read more... )

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

I got an AIM SN. Fear "FangirlPuppet."

Oh, yeah. Still dead. Damn dwarves.

*stares*

Um, shit. I have been touched by the hand of death. Again.

Damn dwarves.

*sniffles*

I hope the men and elfies miss me ...