*straightens clothes after an interesting evening with Gofi*

Well, that was certainly refreshing! I'm so happy that Elanor came to my rescue.

Now then, I have one question. How does a girl tell if she's pregnant when, by the magic of Mary Sue-dom, she doesn't have a period to miss?

He got me.

Nevermind when or how since I did sort of dodge and duck behind a table so I could mock him. The point is, I'm bleeding copiously. Odd thing for a claymation Mary Sue to do ( Read more... )

Batten down the hatches!!! She has the One Ring!!!

*dives for cover*

I have now the grand distinction of having temporarily driven Elrond from his couch. Bow before my greatness.

Of course, he then became annoyed with me, even refused to allow me to take his boys from him, even though I was nice enough to not attack him or abduct him, entirely for Celebrian's sake.

I mean, really, what's one little grope going to

I was kidnapped.

Then I was rescued.

They gave me my rack back.

Woo!

*pushes through snow to grass shoots, ripping and chewing slowly, tail flicking in limp dejection ( Read more... )

I went to the wedding and saw my darling elfie unwed one last time. *sniff*

Dare I say it? I hope those two will be happy together.

*bawls*

I think I was supposed to help with flower arrangements for Glorfie and Erry's wedding. I'm not so sure about that anymore seeing as I have no fingers. Damn.

What's an ass to do? A possibly impregnated ass, I might add. Still not sure if my disappeared darling actually passed on his genes before joining a bunch of tree-huggers.

*weeps*

*trundles off*

*wanders to Lindon*

*finds the stables*

*catches sight of Felarof sleeping*

Ooooo ... Pretty.

Since when did the Mary Sue do all the wooing?

Oh well. Anything for my dearest, most darling, brave, handsome, wonderful shnookums. He's so beautiful, so wonderful ... so available.