I would just like to remind the world that only one of these little darlings is Gofi's. The girl belongs to Erry and the hinny belongs to Binky. How they all came out at the same time when they were conceived at distinctly different intervals is beyond me.

Now tell me the truth. Aren't I just glowing with maternal pride and beauty? And aren't ( Read more... )

I'm a mother! I have three darling little children!


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*polishes off her meal and smiles at Gofi*

That was lovely, honey. Thank you.

*leans over to kiss his cheek, then winces*

Ow. That hurt.

*settles in to ponder names, shifting uncomfortably*

Names ... Need names ... Where's that cursed book?

By the way, thank you honey. It's lovely ( Read more... )

I just want these kids out of here. It's not natural. When was the last time you saw a pregnant Mary Sue? Huh? Tell me. I dare you! Come on. Oh, chicken, huh? Yeah, well, bring me some when you come crawling back like the mangy dog you are, okay? And make sure it's smothered in guacamole.

*cries*

I want my pookies.

*weeps*

Everything hurts and I'm huge and I can't see my delicate little feet!!!

This is way too fast.

Oh, Eru ... I don't have anyone to coach me through labor!!! I don't even know which SO to strangle when the kiddies come out!!!

I hate this.

Oh my sweet Eru on stilts!!!

My perfectly flat, toned belly has developed a slight curve!

Nooooooooooo!!!

I just have one question for the world.

How many Glorfindels are out there? I'm about to implode!

Oh darlings ...

You remember that little scare, right?

Well, um ... Would anyone care to get me a strawberry lembas and raw steak sandwich?

Well, that was amusing. I don't know. Maybe I should just dance around until something pops out, if anything. But there's no telling what it might be if I am pregnant. I mean, one of the boys is a Nazgul steed turned squirrel, one's an elf turned part horse, and the other's a ... well, not really a boy, actually. And me? I'm a mess, too! ( Read more... )