LOOK, THIS IS AN UPDATE!

We're gonna buy a lake house!

Just ate five Cadbury Creme Eggs.

*sick*

There has only ever been one.

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The lies just keep getting easier.

Taken from jeremydowns

1) Are your parents married or divorced? LOL Dead.  Married in DEATH.

2) Vegetarian? Nope.

3) Heaven? Up.

4) Come close to dying? Several times!

5) What jewelry do you wear?   My wedding ring is it, now.

6) Are you eating? Not right now, surprisingly!

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat a lot of things.

8) Makeup? Any chance I get!

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I told you I was bored, and this helps me to stop thinking about it all.

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I was bored, and I need distractions.  I'm not allowed to have sex, apparently.  She's barely talking to me, anyway.  I'd rather she scream at me, yell at me, hit me, anything.  I don't like it when she's sad and quiet.  It makes me want to fucking kill myself.

Survey:

When you lost your virginity, do you honestly feel like you were ready?
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