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 Morality Test ( Read more... )

Well today i am feeling like a complete failure. My life is going nowhere. I am drowning in debt. I have to do something to change my life, but i dont know where to start. I dont have money to go to school and if i did, I never liked school anyway. It took me a long time to finally finish high school. I dont know that i want to go back. I get sick ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Josh. I hope it is a good one.

Now that obama has won and we enter into the age of socialism, Here is something that i found that i think fits.

The government is my Shepherd,
therefore I shall not work.
It alloweth me to lie down on a good job.
It leadeth me beside still factories;
it destroyeth my initiative,
It leadeth me in the path of a parasite
for politic's sake.

Yea, ( Read more... )

I am smart enough to vote. I went to www.dontvote.org and took a test to see if i was smart enough to vote. Here is my score.

You scored 332 out of 350 possible points, or 94.86%

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A man broke into this house to rob it. He started to put jewelry and other valuables in a bag, when he heard a voice that said "BE carefull jesus is watching you." He looked around but didn't see anything, so he kept putting stuff in his bag. Then he heard the voice again say "be carefull jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw a parrot in ( Read more... )

 Happy Independence day.  We live in the best damn country, period. I love this country . I would die to defend her. We may not be here if it weren't for those brave people, who decided that they didn't want to live under Englands tyranny anymore. On this day every year I think GOD that we have brave men and women who are willing to die to defend ( Read more... )

Well, it's official the cell phone nazis are out in force in california. It is now illegal to talk on your cell phone while driving without a hands free device. I am going to sue the state, and take it to the supreme court. I believe the constitution gives me the right to talk and drive at the same time. I think its the 52nd amendment. It says that ( Read more... )

 Happy birthday Crystal. I hope its a good one.