Snagged from jedishadowolf:

( Open your music player and set it to shuffle- Write down the first line of lyrics from each of the first 25 songs that come up! Let people guess, and then underline or strike out songs as they are correctly identified! )

I've said that a lot of things are seriously wrong. I now know that I have never truly understood the meaning of wrongness.

Now I do.

Now excuse me while I use this crochet hook to pull my brain out through my left nostril. Hopefully the pain will stop after that ( Read more... )

Most of you on my friends list have already heard the tale of Mr. Jackson, my high school World Cultures teacher. However, I believe this may be the definitive account. Not to be smug, but I really do think this is among the finest pieces of sarcasm I've ever produced, and I'm damn proud of it. So go check it out already!

Finally got all our stuff moved into storage yesterday, and am firmly ensconced in lady_neon's house. Most of you are familiar with my feelings on moving, and if you're not just scroll back a few entries (yay not updating in forever). The process was a bit less painful than last time, fortunately. First off, a million thanks go out to lady_neon for offering to ( Read more... )

But I like singing about noodles, so what the hell?

I'm a hippopotamus and I got noodles on my back, noodles on my back, noodles on my back

A**arently during the night several keys on *y key*oard decided to take an unscheduled vacation* This is so*ewhat *ro*le*atic as so*e of the keys in question are ones that I use frequently in *y logins and *asswords* Also* co**as and *eriods are no longer an o*tion for *e* So far I've *anaged to check *y e*ail *y co*ying and *asting the affected ( Read more... )

and have I mentioned lately that I fucking HATE the entire moving process? There is something inherently wrong with having to put everything you own into stupid boxes and throw it on a truck, just to take it out of the boxes a couple of days later.* The spouse and I spent half an hour trying to wrestle the entertainment center onto the truck. ( Read more... )

I awoke this morning fervently wishing not to begin my morning just yet. While no fairies flitted through the window to grant said wish, some wasps were inspired to begin building a nest in our back doorway. They were unamused when they realized that the door was actually used on a regular basis by the house's occupants. I reluctantly went to ( Read more... )

Here is the Political Website of the Week. I think the domain name says it all:

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/