This morning a guy was handing out bibles in the cafeteria.

As I sat down to enjoy a plate of scrambled egg substitute and a tall glass of orange juice from concentrate, I thought to myself, "Good job, Gideons. You're just in time for finals."

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Hello my pretties. Welcome to lj-land.

First of all: FUCK YOU, WALMART. FUCK. YOU.

When you put up a sign that says Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are marked down to 2.17 a bag, I expect them to ring up at 2.17 a bag, not FUCKING 2.87! I had to pay for my tampons and chocolate in CHANGE, people... I NEEDED that extra 70 cents to stay in my ( Read more... )

You can't watch this documentary and then honestly tell me you still believe we live in a democracy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7236791207107726851&hl=en

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How OCD am I?

I just folded some stranger's laundry. For NO REASON.

I didn't do it to be nice. I didn't do it because I needed to use the dryer. I did it because it was THERE. It was just laying on the counter, and I felt mysteriously called to fold it.

I wish someone felt mysteriously called to do my homework for me....

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"We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." -Thomas Jefferson, third US president,architect and author (1743-1826)

If you're registered to vote in your home county but you can't make the early voting or the election due to college or work, you still have time to request an absentee