Once again, my great Tatooine adventure has reached another chapter. After arriving back home from a quick trip to the Jawa Den, It appears i'm moving from my moisture farm to downtown Mos Eisley, a wretched hive of scum and villiany, and am taking up new duties which i'm probably not allowed to talk about yet ( Read more... )

Yes, it's another year we celebrate AWESOME DAY. That is, the day a concentrated burst of AWESOME RADIATION was accidentally funnelled through the ozone layer and struck a hospital in California. It's been 31 years since the BIRTH OF AWESOME, though honestly it doesn't seem like that long ago ( Read more... )

So i'm back in Iraq, and going through some pretty harsh detox/acclimation/bonage. Everything changed and my life got twisted upside-down, and i've probably already worked a 50-hour work week in the 3.5 days i've been back. I knew there was going to be a months worth of bonings i had to make up for, i just didn't realize the bonings would bone as ( Read more... )

Now that my leave is nearing an end, one thing that's becoming more and more apparent in my mind that i'm terribly ill-suited for military life. I like being a normal human. I miss hanging out with cool guys like ryosake, cirrusstrafe, and jaerik (to name a few). I miss not having to spend half my nights preparing for the next day's work. And i miss being called by my ( Read more... )

So anyway, jaerik arrived and much awesomeness has been had by all so far. I broke down and bought Guitar Hero 2 and 3 for the 360, but i'm probably going to leave them here for safe keeping. Every day here has reminded me of how much i'm ill suited for military life. It's going to be a tough year when i go back ( Read more... )

I like my new Digicam, but can't find too much to take pics of...

Can you face the ultimate team of destructive awesomeness?

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Dorian should be coming in a few days or so, so i've prepared some welcoming items for him. Suffice to say, it is full of AWESOME and WIN. I can't wait ( Read more... )

Aaaanyway...spending a whole lot of money on time-wasters and interest keepers for the next year or so (or, as i like to call it, "Mental Health Moneys"). Bought like 10 XBox Games. Also bought a sweet digital camera, but to be honest most of my pics are horrendus and/or feature monkeys licking their nuts ( Read more... )

Man, what a long and crazy trip it was, but i'm back in the states! (At least, until the 19th or so) Come on with the sexiness! Ryo and Citrus have been great, and we've enjoyed much badly-pronounced fun so far. oh, and Weiners. Ryo has still not fixed his tallness problem though, and they need a cat. I miss cats ( Read more... )

Only 10 more days left before i hop on a plane out of here, and not much longer before i make it to the states from that. Are you ready for the MONKI INVASION ( Read more... )