I was watching a friend's band (that doesn't exist in real life) play their first show in the corner of a very large field. No one but my friend knew how to play any instruments and they were just standing around looking very hesitant and embarrassed. These lost looking girls were all avoiding the drumset and it was sitting there empty. I ( Read more... )

This weekend I went to the Dr Pepper Museum and Free Enterprise Institute in Waco. While there I witnessed one of the strangest things in my life. In the malt shop I spotted this strange looking couple. The man was snacking on a Dr Pepper shake or malt of some sort, like most of the other people there. The woman had a plastic bag from 7-11, ( Read more... )

Stress Points ( Read more... )

for all of my friends to want to go to the same Harry Potter screening as me, and the same Harry Potter book release parties as me, and read the book at the same pace as me so that the ending is not revealed to me beforehand? Should I see the 3D version or 2D?

At my work there is a candy bowl up by the front entrance. We keep it stocked with various candies for visitors (and staff) to graze on at their leisure. I have noticed that once it has been filled, you have less than one day to get any candy that is worth eating before they are gone. Some candies are just more popular than others. In this ( Read more... )

Things I have been doing over the past month ( Read more... )

Yesterday on the way to work I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop. It wasn't even 8 AM yet. Law enforcement truly never sleeps. As soon as I saw him I knew he had my number. His little beady helmet followed me as I passed. He was the first Peace Officer in over 5 years to notice that I did not have a valid inspection or registration sticker ( Read more... )

Pat & Rosemary - a mixed tape including a customized live birthday song ( Read more... )

My coworker has a small photograph of two cat models taken from a feline pinup calendar on her wall. If we had true equality among the species my coworker would be arrested for child pornography, because these cats are in fact only kittens and they are completely naked. Despite my feelings on cat pornography I must admit that these two kittens ( Read more... )

I want to make a movie about a guy who steals a Hot Pocket from someone and eats it but then the other guy sees some of it still on his lip and chases him outside and around the jungle a bunch. It will be called HotPocketLiptico. Mel Gibson will direct.