i hate going to family functions and being made fun of by my brother and mom the entire time and then getting told how everyone is getting married and then being asked if i have a guy in my life and i say no and then hear silence for a few seconds because of all my sad stories when people say "well what about.." and "but then that other guy... what ( Read more... )

uhg, i wish i could be naturally thin. but no, i eat nothing all goddamn day except a small -raw- no dressing salad and a peice of soy cheese (i would have eaten more but didn't have time at work) and i stilllll am crazy bloated and feel fat. wtf ( Read more... )

realizing that i need to work my ass off if i want to be happy with my body. and i'm gonna do it...

I havn't gotten a haircut since January 15th, and I havn't had it colored since January 13th... that's about 5 weeks... normally i'd be going crazy, but i'm going to try to grow it out... I'd say next haircut (just a trim) should be around March 8th, and color whenever i really need it.. i'm gonna try to rock some wild curls and stuff until it gets ( Read more... )

empty nest syndrome.
come back, mallory, come back.

i am the messiest person in the world. i'm moving into Mallory's room because she moved out. this is so difficult. i should just throw everything away. i hate cleaning.

seriously not allowing myself to eat tomorrow.
burrito and chocolate milk are a bad idea at midnight.
i'm going to have a food hangover when i wake up and march my ass to the gym.

i think i want to go to college. i'd like to be a nutritionist and tell people how to eat. however i love doing hair. i think i should open my own salon someday because i'm very opinionated on how a salon should be run ( Read more... )

you're a big enormous part of me and when i let you go i let myself go and i want you back so won't you please come in

i remember one time, at my last job, this girl went home early because she felt sick, she said it was because she ate too much celery. hahahahahaha.

i am eating so much celery. i like it.