... Just because I haven't called the poison control center in three months doesn't mean my daughter's dead.

I have no idea what on Earth possessed the representatives to think otherwise. [If anything, Bruce doesn't sound upset by this revelation so much as irritated and... well, he's kinda wondering what kind of parent his Haven!self was if this ( Read more... )

Uh... hey there, everybody. [Jaime clears his throat.] Are we all here to help with this jewel thing? If the person who pulled me here is listening--I'm not completely unfamiliar with being dragged through time and space against my will, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Or have it happen to me without permission. If it was a good cause, ( Read more... )

Just killed a hippogriff with a crowbar after driving my dad's car into a ditch and then found out my little brother is Kukai.

Anybody else having a totally weird day?

Felix. I want you. Now.

Or anyone else who does this magic thing. Now.

 [Private to Shannon ( Read more... )

[Aoko's voice is quiet, soft into the phone, with the air of wanting to say things quickly for fear of losing her nerve ( Read more... )

[There's a small clicking, and a very obvious noise of Adam clearing his throat.] This is odd. Not that I mind it but...

[Adam's voice gets louder, clearer, and just sounds so very pissed. ]

Okay I actually do mind it. What kind of sick joke is this Michael? I know you're out there listening to me. I know you're a damned omnipresent archangel who ( Read more... )

-- C'mon, this has to-- There, I think I got it...

[there's a short pause, a little more brief mumbling, and then the girl clears her throat into the phone]

If anyone out there can hear this, I'd like a few answers to my questions. Believeable ones. I saw the message I received, but I'm not so sure if I want to trust an unknown source. Can ( Read more... )

This is Hakuba. I apologize for my absence on the communications network as of late. Has anything of note happened between the time we divided up into groups to search for the shards and yesterday morning?

I-

What?

No, seriously! Waittaminute. Back the hell up, buster! Let's start again, from the top.

… Actually. On second thoughts, nah. No. Nevermind. I get it. I ge~et it.

[ There is a sigh. It's long and it's loud; it's dramatic and theatrical and totally not, definitely not, an expression of just how much Yuffie would love to punch something ( Read more... )