I'm going to shag YER DA!

Nick says:
dad has EVERYTHING
Jen says:
I am going to run off with your Dad.
Nick says:
no
Nick says:
no your not
Jen says:
Awwww.
Jen says:
Meanie.
Nick says:
because then you would be my mother-in-law
Nick says:
unless you decide to live in sin
Jen says:Argh, that's a GOOD POINT ( Read more... )

Okay ( Read more... )

My mother is a wonderful woman ( Read more... )

I went out again today. Yes! Twice in less than a week, it's a new record ( Read more... )

I left the house today - you are proud. Yes. Yes you are. We (parents, and I) went to Leicester to shop for my mother's birthday presents ( Read more... )

Google + "(Your name) is" = much fun.

Jen is something one learns rather than something one is born with.
Jen is way NERD, up yours
Jen is still mostly attracted to men, but she's found that other women can be fun, too
Jen is spreading her butt (this appears at least 12 times)
Jen is the sorcerer of the clan
Jen is gaping like a fish
Jen is een ( Read more... )

August 3rd, Hierarchy Of Sin, £7.50 - be there or you suck! says:
stop thinking about my cock and get some sleep

Okay, so, today I was supposed to go to get my tongue pierced. However, that didn't happen. The course of the day is as follows ( Read more... )

I've been talking to Anna lately and it transpired that she wants to get her navel pierced, so I've told her everything I know ( Read more... )

Annoyed ( Read more... )