I forgot to post this; MY PROJEKT ORDER ARRIVED!

I got:

The Arms Of Someone New - Susan Sleepwalking
Judgement Of Paris - Signal
Lowsunday - Elesgiem
Unto Ashes - Moon Oppose Moon
Soulwhirlingsomewhere - Pyewackit
Faith & Disease - Beneath The Trees
Black Tape For A Blue Girl - As One Aflame Laid Bare By Desire
Clan Of Xymox - Out Of The Rain ( ( Read more... )

Why is it that, whenever I try to fry some potatoes, I get a strong urge to take the undersides of my wrists, and press down on the lip of the pan, until my flesh smokes and burns right through all the veins?

Of course, I'd never do it, because it would hurt more than I could bear, but it's still curious.

I was sick, twice, earlier. I'm sure you wanted to know that. There is also a stabbing pain in my right shoulder, which has been coming and going for the last few days. /whine ( Read more... )

I'd better write myself a real diary entry while I have the motivation to do so ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm not going to get into the habit of just posting online test results here, but I liked this:


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J1: Does it worry you to think that the white gunk that comes out of you when you toss off actually creates little people?
J2: Well, no, although usually I'm thinking "I wonder how many little presidents and murderers and stars and all I just sent onto my carpet."
J1: Really, think about the fact that YOU WERE ONCE CUM.
J1: Mmmnice.
J2: I could've ( Read more... )

SECOND NOTICE: YOU ARE STILL IN BREACH OF OUR TERMS & CONDITIONS ( Read more... )

Well, that was fun.

Someone needs to remind me that, although I do have quite a high alcohol resistance, two litres of red wine is really pushing it.

Q: What kind of a pervert likes to watch people sleeping, over a webcam?

A: Me!


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For reference only:

Outbound : Manchester to John F Kennedy (New York)
Flight Number : BA1503
Cabin : Economy (Traveller)
Departure : Thu 27 March 2003, 10:00
Arrival : Thu 27 March 2003, 12:55

Inbound : John F Kennedy (New York) to Manchester
Flight Number : BA1502
Cabin : Economy (Traveller)
Departure : Mon 31 March 2003, 17:30
Arrival : ( Read more... )