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realstandupguy

two }{ and i'll be anything you ask and more

Aug 26, 2009 19:39

[ voice post - filtered (really badly) from jessica hamby ]Uh-- he-hello? Is this thing on? Hey. My name's Hoyt. Hoyt Fortenberry, twenty-eight years old from Bon Temps, Louisiana. I doubt any of you all has ever heard of it really. That's okay ( Read more... )

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she's being helpful rly~ fangfatale August 26 2009, 23:49:27 UTC

Bring her someone good to eat.

hoyt kind of agrees realstandupguy August 26 2009, 23:55:13 UTC

Well-- that ain't actually a bad idea. I mean I know for a fact that she prefers eatin' that way, but I don't know...if she really likes girls all that much. I mean, to eat. And I don't know if I'd want to bring her a guy, in case I'd get jealous?

That'd be kind of unfair of me and all. Even if I couldn't stop it.

fangfatale August 26 2009, 23:56:24 UTC

Are you good to eat? Tasty?

Might not need other people if not want.

realstandupguy August 26 2009, 23:57:57 UTC

I don't know if she'd wanna. We haven't really...talked about it. Well, mostly we've never had a chance to talk about it. What with Vampire Bill and all.

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missingthread August 26 2009, 23:54:56 UTC

Silver bullets. Holy water. A stake...

realstandupguy August 26 2009, 23:56:15 UTC

That's disgustin'. And cruel.

forgive him...he has issues XD missingthread August 27 2009, 00:00:55 UTC

You're dating a monster. What do you expect? You might need them someday. Unless you're from my world, then they won't do anything to her and you'll just be dead.

hoyt's used to it XD realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:03:58 UTC

She isn't a monster. She's a woman and I love her.

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Coded just a wee bit better than Hoyt's coding thatsmyjob August 27 2009, 00:02:51 UTC

Sort of a vampire?

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:04:36 UTC

Well. Completely a vampire. I just wasn't sure how to go and bring it up in a place like this. People get weird.

thatsmyjob August 27 2009, 00:07:02 UTC

Oh do I know about that.

Best idea is to go simple and from the heart.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:12:56 UTC

Simple and from the heart. A picnic's out...

There's that carousel. Maybe she would like a ride, even though it was actin' weird last night.

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lastpunchline August 27 2009, 00:04:49 UTC

....this is pathetic.

I need a beer.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:05:16 UTC

What?

lastpunchline August 27 2009, 00:06:49 UTC

She's perfect?

You compare her to America?

Boy, are you a virgin?

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:13:33 UTC

I don't see how that's any of your business, sir.

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realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:07:45 UTC

...gardens. Gardens sounds perfect for Jessica, she's like a flower herself. Hey, maybe there's some night-bloomin' stuff.

Thank you. Seriously. That was a real great idea, I never would have thought of it. I've never actually had a girlfriend before.

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realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:21:16 UTC

Is it that obvious?

I can't help put in a lot of thought. 'Cause I can't get her outta my mind. I don't know if it's always like this or not.

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