22nd Post-It

[reaping_havoc]

Cal, looks like you owe me more chocolate-chip waffles. Pay up.

Daisy, this living situation is temporary, got it? You can't just decide you're going to move in on people! Especially when that person lives with two other people who are nice enough to share the apartment. Can't you..you know, move next door, or something? The ticking's not that

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[steeldame]

Good afternoon, Miss George. Has someone of your world arrived to keep you company?

[reaping_havoc]

Unfortunately.

Afternoon, Sir Hellsing. Seems that way, yeah.

[steeldame]

Shouldn't you be happier? Unless this person is your declared enemy.

[reaping_havoc]

We're not...enemies. We just get on each other's nerves a lot.

[theenviousone]

Tell her to stop pissing me off. Or else.

[reaping_havoc]

She does that with a lot of people. Just stay away from her, Envy. Or she'll give you a make-over.

[theenviousone]

I'd love to see her try that if her arms are missing.

[reaping_havoc]

...Please don't. Seriously, just...I'll tell her to lay off you. It's scary, your first day here. She's getting used to it. Not everyone comes here with an instruction manual on the wrong people to piss off.

[bigmamasboy]

Got yourself a girlfriend, do yer?

[reaping_havoc]

Sorry, Scholar, but I don't swing that way.

[bigmamasboy]

Shite no I wouldn't think of it!

[reaping_havoc]

Oh. Well, if you mean girl-who-is-a-friend, then yeah. Just showed up yesterday.

[unresearched]

Be glad she's the only one, perhaps?

[reaping_havoc]

See, I really like the other ones. Daisy's the only person who hoards the bathroom and tries to drag me out shoe-shopping. Though at least she doesn't go after my pop-tarts...

Hi, Szayel.

[unresearched]

Food is the most important, you know.

I take it you didn't get yourself lost in the jungle yesterday, then?

[reaping_havoc]

Especially when it's strawberry-flavored.

Impeccable sense of direction, what can I say? ..All right, not really, but bugs and shit like that don't bother me.

[blind_shot]

Hand Daisy a cat and boot her out.

This public service announcement brought to you by the CIA.

[reaping_havoc]

First off, thanks for the advice, but I've tried it once already and it didn't work. If I throw a cat in the deal, that makes me one less cat. And I like the ones we have.

Second, who the fuck are you?

[blind_shot]

Alright but my plan kept you from being the crazy cat lady with the unwanted roommate you had to refer to by the name of a common and sort of ugly flower. My plan was better.

God, Mick Jagger, and Tom Selleck all rolled into one.

[reaping_havoc]

I think you need more than two cats to be a crazy cat lady.

God Mc.Selleck? Somebody's got a high opinion of themselves.