I didn't bring my glasses to Jerusalem for Purim because I thought that Yonah was using them as part of her costume, and while I was in costume I planned on wearing contacts. I like myself better in contacts, but they're annoying to put in and take out, and tend to make my eyes feel tired, so normally I don't wear them... while I had them in, my ( Read more... )

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(I took the photos on the right. The one on the left is stock footage, from the Internet.)


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I started off by saying that i remember when i was a child that they opened a new grocery store in **** with a chidush -- things being sold in bulk -- large bins of candies or pasta or other things which you could take as much of as you wanted, put in a bag, and weigh, and then pay for when you left ( Read more... )

I was at a funeral at the Bet Shemesh cemetary ("Eretz HaChaim") this week on Monday ( Read more... )

Found this. It's in Philo's Allegorical Interpretation, book III: LXIII. (179) And he uttered this prayer, blaming Joseph the statesman and governor, because he had ventured to say, "I will feed them in that Land,"{87}{#ge 45:11.} for, "hasten ye," said Joseph, "and go up to my father, and say unto him, Thus says Joseph," and so on, and presently ( Read more... )

Ahmenajad calls up Bush and says to him, "Bush, I had a dream last night. And in my dream, I saw an airplane flying over the United States, with a banner that read, 'United States of Iran'!"

Bush says, "Funny you should call me, because I, too, had a dream last night. And in my dream, I also saw an airplane with a banner, flying over Iran ( Read more... )

My friend shows me how he makes his culmus.

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In this week's episode of ER. (Season 14 Episode 7).
Why can't they ever get these right? Why do they even try? Does it make you feel good to see bad attempts of Jewish people in TV programs?

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