HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ERIC!

I got you a puppy! A little playmate for Meryl the dingo. Anyway, when you have time come to the kitchen and let me smear cupcake frosting on your abdomen. I love you madly. :-*

Since Eric is dragging the children and I off to Poland, against our will I might add, I've decided to start posting Polak jokes. You know, to lighten things up a bit. First joke ( Read more... )

Well when the husband's away, the mice will play. I sort of slipped into a coma, didn't I? I've been busy though. Sort of. I think Penelope Cruz has been here. I taught her how to make Koala biscuits and Kangaroo snickerdoodles ( Read more... )

I was watching Mr. Jackman's Van Helsing film and was struck with the pangs of nostalgia. No, not about that secret, albiet brief love affair we had (wink wink), but about Eric and I's secret Gothic past. While now, by all outward appearances, we're the perfect model of a successful new millenium power couple, there was a time some years ago, when ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm still alive. I bought a new family pet yesterday, but I think Eric might be allergic to it. Which is a shame, since Klaus seems to have taken a liking to her already. Her name is Meryl. As in Streep. Except if this dingo eats my baby, I'll have to go a little more than ballistic ( Read more... )

Eric made me "roleplay" with him last night. Should I be upset that he wanted me to play Achilles to his Hector? I did enjoy using the big spears though. Honestly, husband, it's just a flesh wound. The grass is getting long again. It's almost time for him to break out the speedo and mow. See this is how our marriage works. I wear the pants and Eric ( Read more... )

I once walked in on Eric fondling licking massaging another man. I admit it was exciting. Until I had to explain it to Klaus.

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