My disco needs me.

[rebecca_bana]

Eric made me "roleplay" with him last night. Should I be upset that he wanted me to play Achilles to his Hector? I did enjoy using the big spears though. Honestly, husband, it's just a flesh wound. The grass is getting long again. It's almost time for him to break out the speedo and mow. See this is how our marriage works. I wear the pants and Eric

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[ebana]

YOU LIE WOMAN. I'm in Los Angeles. I don't know who you were roleplaying with last night but it was probably one of the "Men Of Paradise" from that bar you're always visiting.

This Hector/Achilles idea has a lot of merit. I may have to investigate with someone.

My Speedo is cocked and ready. The grass won't know what hit it. You wear the pants, I wear the skirts, it's a great arrangement.

You should be dancin', yeah.

[rebecca_bana]

Haha oopsie! I told you hiring a poolboy doppelganger was a bad idea. He does a brilliant you impression though. I haven't been to see the boys of paradise in ages. Not since they booted me out for dancing on the table. Sigh.

I was going to say you should try Paris and Hector but .... no. We here in Rebeccaland frown on incestual playtimes.

Cocked, you say? Delicious. I am dancing. You're more than a woman to me, my dear.

[ebana]

The poolboy doppleganger is still a good idea because on those rare moments where I'm not getting turned on by other people, getting turned on by someone who looks like me is even more exciting. I jest but not really.

I'm actually rather surprised they kicked you out. Your tabledances used to be all the rage back in the day.

Interesting you should say Paris/Hector. I happen to be at Orlando's house.

You're like the wind, through my trees.

[rebecca_bana]

I know you're not jesting, considering how many times I've caught you staring at his arse when he's cleaning the pool. Then again, I suppose I'm just as guilty, telling him my pipes need a cleaning at least every other day. He still has caught the innuendo though.

Well you know, before I forced you to marry me I used to strip for pocket change. Times were tough. You should come to the men of paradise with me! They'll definitely let you in.

Haha well if anything even remotely incestual happens, you have to tell me all about it mmkay? Did you just Patrick Swayze me? You and all your jive talkin'.

[hugh_jackman]

Rebecca, I am absolutely shocked and devestated that I had no idea you were even around. Where is the love for your friends, Rebecca? Where is it?

[ebana]

The funny bit is that she has you listed as one of her interests.

Something I should know, Jackman?

[hugh_jackman]

That depends on what you're asking, Bana.

[ebana]

Hey I just want to watch, alright?

[brian_vanholt]

Good God, Woman, you freaked me out! For a second there I thought I flew halfway around the world with an imposter!

[rebecca_bana]

Hahaha sorry, dear. Didn't mean to give you a scare. I would be on the lookout for Eric clones though. There's a few of them running around.

[brian_vanholt]

I'm pretty sure I got the real deal.